Broken Frontier

Like many of you, I’ve been kind of busy wrapping presents and avoiding phone calls from relatives. So I haven’t had time to think of a clever idea for a column. But I decided to update a classic Christmas tune and make it comic related and nerdy. Enjoy!

Logan the Hairy Mutant (sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer).

Logan the hairy mutant,
Had a very hairy back.
And if you ever saw it,
It would probably make you yak (Like a burn ward!).

All of the other mutants,
Wouldn’t help him shave it off,
They’d buy him cream and razors,
And they would all laugh and scoff.

Then one cold dark Christmas Eve,
Xavier came and said,
“Logan with your dark warm hair,
please go brave that winter air (and get me a case of Stella so I can get tanked and forget that I’m a cripple)”

Then how the mutants loved him,
Forgetting about his gross back hair,
Logan the hairy mutant,
The reason a drunk Prof X
fell out of his wheelchair!

Merry Christmas everybody!

If you want to take a crack at updating a Christmas song, why not give it a try and share it with us at the Komic Sutra message board. We’ll vote on who’s is the best and the winner will receive the satisfaction of being admired by a bunch of geeks on a comic book website!