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Money quotes.

"George? It's Han. I'm not paying. Your little ruse didn't fool anybody!"

"YEEAAAAH"

"Remember the days before cell phones when you could be a bitch and not get caught?"

"We'll use this basket of enraged bees to represent the black hole..."

"Carmela shot EVERYBODY!"

"Coffee's ready!"

"Oh, a little something called the National Security Presidential Directive/NSPD 51. Look 'er up!" [Seriously, look it up.]

"Anarchists educated in entropy? The epitome of irony!"

"If you want to come, the Sportland Sports are playing!"

"It has always been my passion to draw the genitalia of farm animals..." [Relatively safe for work-- only disgusting once you get a closer look.]

"Good jock beat go, never let down!"

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